Memorable Quotes

Fun Stuff that keeps us laughing.

'Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.' Marx Brothers

'You'd better beat it. You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff.' Marx Brothers

'From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.' Marx Brothers

'I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.' Marx Brothers

'Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.' Marx Brothers

'Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog it's too dark to read.' Marx Brothers

'Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.' Marx Brothers

'I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.' Marx Brothers

'It was a Women that drove me to drink, and you know, I never did thank her.' W.C Fields

'It'll, work this time.' Any Programmer

'Thwackum was for doing justice, and leaving mercy to heaven.' Henry Fielding

'Perhaps being old is having lighted rooms inside your head, and people in them, acting. People you know, yet can't quite name.' Philip Larkin

'We are all strong enough to bear the misfortune of others.' Duc De La Rochefoucauld

'Ah well! I am their leader, I really ought to follow them!' Alexandre Auguste Ledru-Rollin

'Nuts!' General McAuliffe

'Let's be frank about it; most of our people have never had it so good.' Harold Macmillian